graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

(via unsolicitousaffection)


hobbitkaiju:

glitteringgimli:

queenerestor:

They should at least buy them a drink first

hide yo wife

hide yo elven princes

(via kittanzer0)


professor-maple-art:

mechanicaltrees:

mostly the other places


omg

professor-maple-art:

mechanicaltrees:

mostly the other places

omg

(via vancreep)


Jedi-isms

What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.
What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.
What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.
What Jedi mean: Nah.
What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.
What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
What Jedi mean: That's the worst question I've ever heard.
What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…

BECAUSE I WAS BRAINWASHED BY RUTHLESS SOVIETS THAT’S WHY

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

BECAUSE I WAS BRAINWASHED BY RUTHLESS SOVIETS THAT’S WHY

(via kirkwantsthebooty)


unreluctantone:

americachavez:

pls give me a franchise where, when a good female character turns evil, she is not immediately dressed in a bondage-inspired outfit that is 2 strips of leather and a thong and instead dresses in sensible jeans and combat boots and a comfy jacket because hello, evil agenda here, there’s no time to be objectified, world domination is priority

"Come to the Dark Side, we have pockets and sensible footwear."

Basically.  KOTOR 1/2 FTW!!!!

(via answersfromvanaheim)


feeling-the-flame:

ofools:

WELCOME 2 LOKI’S EXISTENTIAL KIDZ KORNER

But it’s SO true!

Loki once told me that ”we are all doing this blindly”. Way back when I was feeling the same way about making mistakes etc. We all do it but I don’t think we can call them mistakes, more like growing steps. Even then and over time, relationships with Deities change in different ways so a ‘mistake’ to day can be the ‘way to go’ for tomorrow! Loki is very understanding and can of course, just laugh along with us when we fumble!

(via nicowanderer)




meowoofau:

mini me

It’s me but mini.

Image credits: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

(via kirkwantsthebooty)


youriphonehistory:

Kimi in a Red Bull

He’s asking where the vodka is.

youriphonehistory:

Kimi in a Red Bull

He’s asking where the vodka is.

(via theboastalot)


fullmetalhiddlestoner:

sellykitann:

cumberbabegonehiddlestoned:

styleofdress:

because i hate it when people post these without recipes, here are all of them. some of these aren’t EXACTLY the same, but they’re close enough to still be delicious.

triple layer brownie cake / cherry bliss brownie / chocolate truffle layer cake / snickers peanut butter brownie ice cream cake / surprise inside ice cream balls / chocolate filled cream puffs / brownie cookies / chocolate snickers cake / chocolate lasagna / double chocolate brownies

THERE ARE CHILDREN HERS

YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON YOU.

(via ladywinterborn)


gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

(via ladywinterborn)


eperdu:

…candles anyone?

eperdu:

…candles anyone?

(via floating-sheep)


star wars saga opening and closing sequences

(via professortennant)